"I just wanna tell y’all that you’re my new heroes."

"Well, put some skates on. Be your own hero.

(Source: theblogofeternalstench)



Anonymous asked:
You gay?

buzzfeed:

We are a website.







mightyflower:

to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”



deluminator:

oh how the tables have turned



thegits:

IT’S ADORABLE FACE!!!

hungarian:

*touches textbook*

*absorbs knowledge*




(Source: pinkmanjesse)



assbutt-in-the-garrison:

penceyprepofficial:

when I was like 9 my neighbors asked me to watch their fish and cat while they went on vacation and I was like “lol k” and while they were gone tHE FUCKING FISH DIED so when they got home I apologized to the mom and she was just like “no need to apologize, I turned the filter off so they would die because they are too much work. You did nothing wrong” and she gave me 20 bucks and that is the story of my first contracted murder

your first…?

(Source: penceyprepofficial)



smokecigarettesamongstthestones:

My brother says “shit happens” in response to everything

My brother was given a “shit happens” mug because of this

My brother loved his “shit happens” mug like a child

Last week, my brother dropped his “shit happens” mug

You probably know what his reaction was

(Source: yffud)





dicksplit:

"I’m full, do you want my dessert"

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lucid-awakeningg:

tyleroakley:

caleighclements:

symphony-of-words:

raising awareness for turtle bullying.

a growing problem.

A very slowly growing problem.

This gets funnier and funnier every time I see it